The Dallas Mavericks might stink or Lamar Odom being out of shape

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Too many lunch buffets, making out with his wife on the couch

Four games into this abbreviated NBA season, and I think it's OK to create some broad judgements of the Dallas Mavericks.

1. This might be the worst Mavericks team in a decade.

2. They will not make the playoffs with their current starting five.

3. "Management" could not have possibly taken a bigger dump in free agency.

4. Certain individuals are abortions.

What is fact, undeniably, is that Lamar Odom stinks. Or has stunk. I had zero problem with the trade. I have a big problem with 16 percente shooting and 4.8 points per game. I have a problem with being the ninth man on the depth chart.

I also have a problem with being out of shape. Which he admitted he is and apparently no one has a real problem with it. When the Lakers gave him away, everyone was slightly shocked. Maybe they had their reasons. Odom, entering a contract year, decided to start the NBA season out of shape and it's directly affecting the Mavericks. A guy you thought was square in the rotation is not. He's not just useless. He's detrimental to the team.

I do not think the Mavericks are going to win a measly 10 games as I don't think Odom will be awful all season. I do think we are living in a nuclear winter like that title was a bomb that was detonated and it wiped everything out.

Here are some other useless hobos:

Roddy Beaubois
Any young player with a modicum of talent that can't crack this team's top seven has problems. Shooting 33 percent and getting 12 minutes a game.

Vince Carter
No shock here. Shit, he's looking pretty good compared to out-of-shape Odom and that crazy motherfucker Delonte West.

Brendan Haywood
Ha ha. Remember, it was you who wanted to sign him long term because he was the answer at center. Not only is he not, but he's a huge reason Tyson Chandler's in New York City. Averaging five and five. Ian Mahinmi, for the record, is averaging eight points and three rebounds per game.

Jason Kidd
Not awful. Just wanted to point out that he's shooting 36 percent from the field, the same as last year. Two years removed from everyone telling me how he could shoot. He still looks old. Certainly not helping the Mavericks overcome what's ailing them.

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