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A day late, a dollar short.Listening to The Hardline yesterday, The Ticket's afternoon drive-time talk show. Naturally, they are broadcasting from Indianapolis, where the Super Bowl is being hosted.
Just as naturally, they get NFL Network's Rich Eisen to come on the air and talk. I would bet that The Hardline gets a lot of criticism for not having more guests. But if you've actually listened to them conduct an interview -- outside of someone they wanted to talk to, which means there's a minimum of 15 minutes of ass kissing -- it's terrible. The disinterest is free flowing. Devin Harris had the right idea.
Anyway, Eisen comes on and the trio bring up what a good year Dallas-Fort Worth has had for sports: Dallas Mavericks championship and two World Series appearances. Eisen then quips that the only exception (sorry, Stars!) is the Dallas Cowboys. Eisen makes a pretty mundane, yet astute, point that there is something amiss with the Cowboys: Some unobvious entity that they lack that's holding them back just enough.
And then Corby Davidson, co-host of said Hardline, drops the C-bomb.
Not that C-bomb. This C-bomb:
CURSE.
He states that the Cowboys are "cursed" and this goes from an ice storm last Super Bowl week to the last several years of Cowboys football.
Fuck. That. Shit.
OK. Let's give Davidson the benefit of the doubt and he wasn't calling the on-the-field team "cursed." If he did mean that, he completely missed the point.
I sincerely think that Davidson thinks the Cowboys are "cursed." What a dimwitted tit.
The Cowboys, in 50 years, have been to eight Super Bowls, winning five, a ton of winning seasons, two iconic coaches, two iconic quarterbacks, an assload of Hall of Famers and basically a lifetime of awesome times.
And this loudmouth ass has the goddamned nerve to call them cursed. This is exactly why people hate Davidson, and this is exactly why people hate the Cowboys. Now I want them to have 15 years of losing seasons.
The Cowboys are the opposite of cursed. They are overly blessed. And this 50 years of success has diluted the fanbase so much that the assholes legitimately think there's some supernatural powers playing against them.
Yeah, because Quincy Carter was affected by a curse. Robert Brewster was being tortured via voodoo doll.
None of the Cowboys' struggles are due to a fucked up roster and the worst general manager in football. No. They're cursed.
(You might say, "Hey asshole, you don't like it, you don't have to listen." Trust me, the dial is getting switched more and more.)
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