Cowboys raiding Home Depot for secondary help

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Frank Walker: As a Raven

With Terence Newman recovering from a torn uterus and Mike Jenkins' vaginal bleeding, the Dallas Cowboys are hitting up the local Home Depots, Baskin Robbins and Tom Thumbs to find healthy cornerbacks.

Newman is out. Orlando Scandrick is probably out at least three weeks. Mike Jenkins is basically a question mark every minute of the day. This leaves Brian McCann and Alan "Balls" Ball as the only regular corners on the team.

So, the Cowboys have signed Frank Walker, who actually played with head coach Jason Garrett while both were New York Giants. A nine-year journeyman, Walker has played with four teams and was cut by Tennessee this season. He also fits the requirement for suiting up for the Cowboys: A pulse.

Speaking of, Jerry Jones described Tony Romo as "outstanding" against the New York Jets.

Remember, Cowboys fans, they will never win with this mentality, I don't care if the owner ... erm ... general manager is building him up.

Cowboys, fan and media have a "participation ribbon" attitude. It's so Wade Phillips that it makes me puke.

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