Texas Rangers want you to stick two-foot weiner in your mouth

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Or maybe the Nap-Nap-Weiner

The Texas Rangers announced the new arrival: A two-foot long, one-pound hot dog.

It comes with chili, cheese, onions and jalapenos. For $26, I'm sure they'll stick just about anything else on there. Including Julio Borbon.

In fact, can we just call it "The Julio Borbon?" In the video, the chef keeps calling it sexy.

Depending on where you buy the thing, it will be called "Champion Dog" among those with money in the Captain Morgan Club and among the hoi polloi, it'll be called the "Boomstick."

Basically we'll playing down to everyone's sixth-grade sense of humor.

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